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House of Robots: Robots Go Wild! by James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein
epub, mobi |eng | 2015-11-21 | Author:James Patterson & Chris Grabenstein [Patterson, James & Grabenstein, Chris]

“Edward?” Coach Stringer says to Eddie Ingalls. “Yeah?” “Keep your robot out of my gym.” Eddie smirks. “I’ll try, sir. I’ll try.” And then we all have to run ten ...
( Category: Science Fiction November 25,2015 )
My Diary from the Edge of the World by Jodi Lynn Anderson
epub |eng | | Author:Jodi Lynn Anderson

December 4th Even though it’s been over a week since it happened, I remember the awful feeling of waking up that next morning perfectly. A shaft of sunlight was beaming ...
( Category: Fairy Tales, Folk Tales & Myths November 19,2015 )
Just Stupid! by Andy Griffiths & Terry Denton
epub |eng | 2007-11-13 | Author:Andy Griffiths & Terry Denton

‘How dare you!’ she splutters. ‘How dare you throw beer in my face!’ I must have been too quick. Natasha doesn’t seem to realise what has happened. Before I can ...
( Category: Humor November 14,2015 )
Super Schnoz and the Invasion of the Snore Snatchers by Gary Urey
epub |eng | | Author:Gary Urey

“Knock it off, you two,” Vivian ordered. “We have to come up with a plan or we’re all goners.” “Vivian is right,” I said. “It’s up to us to save ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
Help! We Have Strange Powers! by R.L. Stine
epub |eng | 2015-11-11 | Author:R.L. Stine

I waited for the awful shock and the pulsing pain that would rack my brain. Waited … “Huh?” I felt nothing. I opened my eyes and saw Cranium standing by ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
The Lost Treasure of Little Snoring by Lyn Gardner & Ros Asquith
epub |eng | 2015-03-31 | Author:Lyn Gardner & Ros Asquith

The McNastys were sitting by a bog. “What we need,” said Captain Grisly, “is a scoundrelly plan that is more rotten than a crate of maggoty fish.” Captain Gruesome scratched ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
Lord of the Hat by Obert Skye
epub |eng | | Author:Obert Skye

I had never been to a truck stop before, and the bathrooms were weird. There were showers right in the bathrooms. I guess truckers that drove cross-country needed a place ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
The Odds of Getting Even by Sheila Turnage
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2015-09-17 | Author:Sheila Turnage

Ten minutes later we blasted through the café door. “Miss Lana! Colonel!” Capers dropped the phone on the hook. “I was just calling in my story and you just missed ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection by Pastis Stephan
azw3, epub |eng | 2015-10-05 | Author:Pastis, Stephan [Pastis, Stephan]

( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
The Tapper Twins Tear Up New York (With Each Other) by Geoff Rodkey
epub |eng | 2015-09-28 | Author:Geoff Rodkey

JENS When you kept asking him and the Fluuber kept saying no, you looked so sad. I just wanted to make you cheer up. CLAUDIA Jens gave me a hug ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
Noisy Outlaws, Unfriendly Blobs, and Some Other Things That Aren't As Scary by McSweeney's
epub |eng | 2005-11-11 | Author:McSweeney's [Thompson, Ted]

Grimble came in and found himself saluting the gas cooker to which was fixed a note which said: GRIMBLE, STAND AT EASE. EAT COLD MEAT AND SALAD. WELL DONE. On ...
( Category: Short Story Collections November 12,2015 )
Alligator Action by Ali Sparkes
epub |eng | | Author:Ali Sparkes

“I’m hungry,” Danny said. “Really hungry!” He could hear lively yapping. Piddle was scratching at the kitchen door. “Hey—check out my teeth!” He opened his jaws, revealing about eighty sharp ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter by Rachel Renée Russell
epub |eng | | Author:Rachel Renée Russell

FRIDAY, MAY 2—7:00 A.M. AT HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (That was me screaming in TERROR!) At first I didn’t know if I was actually dreaming or awake. I was praying the very ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
Anna & Elsa by Disney Book Group
epub |eng | | Author:Disney Book Group

“What’s a boat doing in the middle of the desert?” Anna hollered. “I don’t know!” Elsa yelled back. It was getting harder and harder to see or hear. All of ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )
Jack Strong Takes a Stand by Tommy Greenwald
epub |eng | | Author:Tommy Greenwald

Then Maddie ran over the screen and trampled the other half. We waited there for a minute to let Kevin work out his pain. “Are you okay?” Vanessa finally said. ...
( Category: Humor November 12,2015 )

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